somepotternerd:

Kids, I’m gonna tell you a story

A story about how your mother was nothing but a child barer to me who conveniently died as your aunt robin inexplicably let go of all the ambition which had previously been so strong it caused our relationship to fail and the breakdown of her marriage, allowing me to finally have her now that ive got the kids she could never give me herself

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